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Episode 8
5/16/08
Ok, its me Greg hello dear world how ya doing i haven't talked to you in a long time, heh, well thats changed here i am talking so listen up and read sucka.ok lemme just say the pass month has SUCKED, ok listen to this as always i HATe going to our church, 2 reasons its boring and its like 100 degrees DANGIT. I told my mom countless of times to let me stay home, but no she says im not one with the lord, and other junk, and if you remember she knows about my rock throwing venture and im still grounded to, soo yeah life sucks now. so anyway im at church with mom, and Drew right, i'm like burning the freak up and im sitting there going like huh huh uh with my voice and sweats like dripping down like rain, and the preacher has the nerve of saying "let thou savior purify thy hearth with warmth of water" or something and im like pissed, because im burning up and its like hes mocking me im like what the freak. So anyway i think im gonna crap on my self, so now im HOT and gotta do #2, so it gets so hot to the point i literally pass, out on the floor, and the worst part is we were in the front row so i crashed on the ground, i would've prefered passing out on the huge comfy fat lady shout "Praise the Lord" instead of plopping on that hard rank carpet.
5/16/08
I wake up and im surrounded by everyone in the church, in the back room and the minister interogates me going like, did you sell your soul to the devil, or have you been using un-holy drugs, and im like genius i passed out, because of this stupid heat. So my mom walks up to me puts her hand in her skirt goes down her bra and gives me a HI-C orange juice box, i really did'nt know why she had a juice box in her braw, but i was so hot and de-hydrated, i just drank it anyway. So after that i just went home and did the daily thing of suffering my punishment until i saw something horrid, i snuck on my pc when mom was'nt looking and i noticed this website in the history browser, and since i haven't been on it and mom hates all technology it must've been Drew so i click on it and the next thing i know it loads TONS OF SUPER MARIO BROS PORN, IT WAS LIKE A HUGE FRIGGIN SITE WITH CARTOON PORN THEN I SAW MARIO HUMPING A TURTLE AND I WAS LIKE SCREAMING BECAUSE I SAW MARIOS' MAN MUSHROOMS AND IT WAS UN-GNARLY, sowhen i went to school i saw Rodney, and he said hey dude i got the new Mario:Strikers wanna play, and i had to turn him down for a certain type of reason, mainly because i wanted to keep my eyes in my head and not have them burn out from seeing another mario saying "Lets A GO"
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